AISubs v3.7
I'm gonna kill you!
No!
Thank you!
No!
- Huh? - Aaaaaah!
- What's wrong? - Aaaaaah!
- You were shaking. - Aaaaaah!
- Revenge! - Aaaaaah!
- What was that? - Aaaaaah! Revenge!
- That was a bet. - I gave him a boost and made him drink it all up!
- So what revenge is this about? - Yeah.
- Remember that big drink? Like, "If you go to the bathroom, you lose."
- You'd dilute it and drink it if you messed up. - Yeah, and you'd end up vomiting.
- So we decided we wouldn't do big drinks anymore.
- We decided we wouldn't do big drinks anymore. - Because it's too hard.
- So we decided we wouldn't do big drinks anymore. - This is hard.
- Do you think we don't do big drinks anymore?
- Because we've been doing big drinks for two days in a row for the past three weeks.
- We don't do it every day. - There's a lot of it.
- So this time, we'll have ingredients. - Yeah.
- So we'll start with one gram of it. - Yeah.
- You'll eat one gram of it and if you know what it is, you'll answer at one gram of it.
- And if you don't know what it is, you'll eat it little by little.
- For example, if me and Shibayu's team know it's one gram...
- And Tetsuya's team knows it's five grams...
- Then one gram is the winner.
- One gram. - One gram.
- You can't eat red stuff! You can't lose!
- You're gonna eat it?!
- Stop it!
- Take it inside!
- You're winning!
- Your spirit is different!
- Your red is stretching...
- It's not stretching! - My tongue is red!
- It's in the worst condition!
- Your red is drooling. - Ew, gross!
- Shut up!
- The loser will...
- I don't know about donburi but...
- They'll say "please eat only this"
- You'll eat it and...
- If you go to the bathroom while you're drinking, you lose.
- If you poop while you're eating, you lose!
- Oh!
- Poop is bad. It hurts. - Poop is bad.
- You'll poop while you're eating.
- Sometimes you'll say "I'll take it out and take it out"
- How about Shonben? - Wow, this is hard!
- Please apply properly!
- The judges will follow you.
- Let's do it!
- Okay!
- From now on...
- I'll be your representative...
- But first...
- I want you to know this...
- Don't underestimate Tokai!
- What? Why?
- Don't underestimate me! - Don't underestimate me, really!
- I'll let you eat 1g, okay? - Okay!
If you know what it is, send me a message, okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
- I'll open my eyes. - Okay!
- And if you knew what it was, I'll send you a message. - Okay!
- I'll send you a message. - Okay!
- What should I do now? - What should you do?
- If you know what it is, you win, right? - If I know what it is, I win, right?
- Well, you're right. - I win!
- What? - What?
- It's not "one for both of you"? - Tetsuryou wins!
- What? - What?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Did you win?
- Who did you send it to? - What did you send me?
- Tetsuryou sent me a kiwi. - You just ate a normal kiwi.
- Yes, I just ate a pretty big kiwi. - That's right.
- 1g is pretty big. - It's big!
- But I'm definitely crazy about the rule of 1g. - You're crazy about it.
- Yes, I don't think 1g is possible anymore.
- It's too easy for you. - Yes, it's too easy for me.
- But you're the first one to eat it, right?
- And I received it from Shiba Ayume's team. - What?
- What do you mean? - You're the first one to eat it.
- What? - What is it?
- When I said "this is it", you said "no, no, no".
- Of course I did. - I just ate a normal kiwi.
- It's a kiwi. - It's a normal kiwi.
- It's like you're eating it right away. - It's like you're eating it right away.
- The texture is nothing special. - Hey!
- It was a kiwi. - It's a kiwi.
- I was about to say "this isn't gonna work out", but it worked out. - What?
- You're good at setting up rules. - You're really bad at it.
- But you guys should try it. - If you eat a little kiwi, you'll become a peach.
- You'll really become a peach. - I thought it would smell a little blue, but...
- What do you mean? - When I said "forget it", you said "oh, then it wasn't 1g".
- This will work out. - Then it will become 1g of lemon.
- Please take care of Shibayu's weak arm! - It's not like he doesn't have a weak arm!
- It's easy to eat.
- Thank you for the meal! - Let's move on to the next question. Please close your eyes.
- I'm enjoying it. - I've eaten this before.
- This will probably be the next question. - What was it?
- If you're wrong, do you lose? - If you're both wrong, you lose the next round.
- How about it? - Thank you for the meal!
- My weak arm! My weak arm! My weak arm! My weak arm!
- Say it! - I'm sure I was wrong. - If you're both wrong, you lose.
- You're totally wrong! - What was it?!
- What did you eat it with? - Sweet potato. - How can you eat it like that?!
- How can you be wrong?! It's too funny! - Is it possible for it to be 2g?! - I don't think so.
- If it's 1g, we'll know the answer. - It's already decided, so let's move on.
- What does it say? - It says "kaburi". - Thank goodness!
- You're kidding me! You're kidding me! - You're kidding me! - I don't like this!
- Let's drink the door. - Let's drink the door in front of the door.
- It's said that you can eat it raw. - I see. - But it's a little bitter, so it's bitter.
- It's my first time in my life. - I don't like it! - I thought it was American-style.
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
- It's like Disney's "Turkey Leg". - It's more than a carrot. - It's different. - It's like "Kyomu".
- The density of "Kyomu" is high.
- It's amazing that you guessed it right. - I often get this texture.
- I ordered ingredients, so I'm trying not to do anything. - I only cook raw food.
- What about this video? - I'm not going to upload it.
- You'll suffer! - You'll suffer later.
- I think it's good. - It's good!
- It's a tough battle. - Question number three!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Wait a minute! - I'll say it!
- He got a little lost. - He got a little lost.
- If you said it, you said it. - If you were young, you'd say it.
- Yeah, you'd say it.
- Your right hand is correct! - Yay!
- Well, this is erotic! - This is erotic!
- This is erotic!
- The shape came in like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, so it's this, right? - Yes.
- You're right. - You're right.
- Oh, we got it right! - Oh, we got it right!
- If you get both of them right, you can eat both of them. - Huh?
- If you don't get the rest of them right, you can't eat them. - Huh?
- Gah! - Gah!
- Mmm! - Mmm!
- It's good. - It's good.
- Next one, please! - Next one, please!
- The shikuwa smell is amazing! - I have to reset this!
- The shikuwa smell is amazing! - Mmm!
- I'll open it! - Okay!
- Mmm!
- I don't think that's it. - Then it's this, right?
- Gah! Gah!
- You're right! - You're right!
- Gah! Gah!
- You're wrong! - Stop it!
- So this is how you hit each other. - Yeah, if it's just one gram, you can even see the shape.
- I see. - It's pretty easy.
- Oh, there's quite a lot! - So you're friends with each other?
- Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! - Oh, this is...
- You're trying to make me fight! - This is crazy!
- First of all, I'll go first. - Are you really going first?
- I'll take it all! - I'll take it all!
- And some yuzu pepper. - You just...
- You said you didn't need any seasonings, but you took all the yuzu pepper!
- Mmm! - Okay!
- Why does it go "beeeh" like that?
- What was it again? - I'll eat it.
- Huh?! - Okay, next up is two grams!
- Huh?! - What?!
- Huh?! Huh?! - This is crazy!
- You can't say that! - I knew you'd say the same thing!
- It's vinegar, right?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- Done! - Done!
- It's hard to get this wrong. - It's possible that it's vinegar, right?
- It's either one of them. - Are you ready?! - I'm ready!
- I'm counting on you! - Hahaha!
- It's vinegar, right?! - Yeah!
- You're so good at this! - It's vinegar, right?!
- Are you serious?! - It's either one of them.
- Huh?! - Hahaha!
- Can you tell by looking at it? - What is it?
- It's chickpea. - Chickpea?
- Huh?! - Chickpea?!
- That's amazing! - This is what we put on it.
- It's chickpea. - It's a weird shape.
- Wow, you love chickpea, don't you? - It's chickpea.
- The first team to fail is... - Yeah.
- You eat 2g of it and it's shaped like a chickpea. - Chickpea.
- The second team, 1g of chestnut. - Oh, chestnut.
- That's a lot of chestnut! - That's a lot of chestnut.
- You eat 2g of it and it's shaped like a chestnut.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- That's all we had! - Hahaha!
- This looks good for you. - Well, well, well...
- It looks like a plant-based food. - Kon!
- Kon!
- This is bad. It's gonna be like poop! - Right?!
- Wow! Wow, this is poop! - Wow!
- Your generation is crazy. - Hahaha!
- It changes instantly! - I'm kidding!
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- I didn't expect it. - I didn't expect it.
- Please crush the chestnuts.
- Okay.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It changed! - Wow!
- It changed! - I don't know.
- Kon! - Kon!
- Wow! But where did the chestnut come from? - Chestnut.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I knew it! Chestnut!
- Shibayu's correct answer! - Yay! I won!
- Nice! - Huh? - Yumemaru is strong! - Hahaha! - Wait a minute... - I didn't know at all, but... - Huh? You don't know? - I drank it and said, "That's it." - It's amazing, isn't it? - Huh? - Hahaha! - Where is it from? - Is there a part you ate? Is it the persimmon part? - Yes, basically, there is a part with the least features. - Wow, can you guess this? - I got it! - The answer of the weight loss team was squid. - Squid! - I didn't know.
- Hey, how do you guess this? - You can't guess this. - Here you go! - Yay! - Yay! - And now... - Huh? - The final question! - What? - What is it? - I thought this game would go very smoothly. - Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, no! - As a viewer, what do you think will happen? You should definitely answer this question! - Wow! - Wow! - It's really... "Wow, I feel sorry for you." - Wait a minute! - Wow! - You didn't feel sorry for me yet? - It's unbelievable! - Huh? - Here you go! - Huh?
- Here you go! - What? What is it? It's scary!
- What's going on? - Isn't it me? - Wow, I'm scared of Yumemaru. - Why?
- Hey, Yumemaru, be careful of that bear. - Whoa, it's bigger. - It's bigger! - It's bigger and bigger! - Was it always this small?
- Here you go! - Here you go! - Me! - Go! - Yes! - Yah! No!
- The weight loss team is correct! - Yay! - Yay!
I'm sorry!
- Correct! - You got it right!
- Correct! - Wow!
- I think Tetsuya knows what it is. - Here's the answer!
- What is it? - I don't know.
- What is it?
- It's "joushinko". - What?!
- You got "joushinko" right. - Look, Tetsuya!
- You got it right! - Tetsuya said "mochi" at the beginning.
- Yeah, I could feel it. - I didn't know what it was.
- But it became common knowledge. - Yeah, "mochi" and "manjou" became common knowledge.
- What did you eat first? - What is this?
- Do you know the word "kuu"? - "Kuu"?
- Really? - Isn't it weird?
- Wow! - This is awesome!
- It's like "butsuzan" and "hai". - No, no, no.
- I'm going to put "namezo" first. - Thank you for the food!
- Oh, I think it's "yobai". - No, it's "yobai".
- Hey! - What?
- Don't put "namezo" on the floor! - No!
- Hey! Don't take it out! - What are you doing?!
- Don't take "sarasara" out! - It's annoying!
- Even if you try to harden it, it doesn't harden and comes out like this.
- It's coming out!
- I'm losing right now. - Okay!
- It went well! - Yeah!
- We got it back! - It would have been better if it was "kainasu".
- Are you done eating? - Yeah! Thank you for the food!
- Next question!
- "shimemi" is correct! - Wow!
- "kimi no nami" is correct! - "yocchi" is correct!
- Wow! - I'm so proud of you!
- What is this? - "kimi no nami" is a name of a game with many titles.
- "yocchi" is correct! - I'm so proud of you!
- "shimemi" is correct! - Wow!
- Tada! I'm sorry!
- "kimi no nami" is correct! - Wow!
- "shimemi" is correct! - Wow!
[Time up]
Don't make me speed up. The video won't end.
Can we split up?
Can we split up and answer both correctly?
- What will you do? - I can't answer.
- Stock. - Stock?
I'll answer all of them if I get the next one wrong.
[Time up]
- I'm sorry. - Don't speed up.
The end is waiting for you.
Are you going to stop breathing? Or are you going to stop being human?
I'm going to stop being human!
Alright! Let's go!
[Time up]
- The other side! - Wow!
- It was the same flow. - It was the same.
What is this?
[Time up]
- Is it that? - This?
- I think it's this. - Really?!
- I believe you! - This is a little scary.
It's scary.
I think it's this, but...
- It's important to eat a lot of food. - That's right.
If you eat a lot of this, you'll probably get pretty mad.
Stop!
Please!
[Time up]
- You're right! - Yay!
- It's hot! - It's huge!
- This is huge!
- It's huge. - There's one called "Jackpot", you know. - Yay!
- You're not good with beans, are you? - Whoa!
- You're not good with beans, are you? - These are "endomame".
- Endomame... - Endomame...
- I don't know much about computers... - I don't know much about computers...
[Endomame]
- Endomame... - Endomame...
- I want you to pay attention to one more thing. - What?
- I'm about to poop. - Hahaha!
- It's here! - It's hot!
- It's here! - Hahaha!
- I can see it! - Someone's about to poop!
- My stomach hurts. - Hahaha!
- It's here! - It's not a victory like "one jackpot".
- If we can overcome this wave, it's our turn.
Ouch!
My stomach hurts.
Wasn't that hit pretty good?
Can we eat and drink now?
Not yet!
That was close!
Let's eat!
What is it?
Jackpot!
Thank goodness!
Jackpot...
This is not good...
Can we eat and drink now?
I want to eat and drink!
I feel like this is the end of the game.
Okay, close your eyes.
This is today's final question.
I'm serious about this.
You're definitely responsible for this.
I'm serious about this.
Wait a minute.
Are you sure about this?
Which one do you think it is?
Wow!
Are you kidding me?
What are you going to do?
If I win, it's my loss.
We both look like we're about to lose.
No, we're not.
This is...
Jackpot...
Okay!
Wow!
It's a live one!
Yay!
Fire!
Yay! Wow! It feels so good!
Feels good! Feels good! Feels good! Feels good! Feels good!
So, this is it!
This is it! This is it!
You can do it, Yumemaru!
This is it, right?
This is it.
Yes, it is.
If you say "I won't eat it all", it will become like this.
This is the one we ate earlier.
Yes, we ate it earlier.
Wow! This is it!
How is it?
It's a little sticky.
Ah!
I knew it.
I knew it!
Wow! The smell of soil!
You can drink this, right?
That's tough, Yumemaru!
It's tough. You said you weren't good at it.
Ugh!
"Ugh" is weird!
It's you!
But what's the score?
The correct answer is 4 to 7.
I see.
Thank you for the food!
I'm going to puke.
You're going to puke.
You're going to puke, right?
It's okay. Put it in your mouth.
Put it in your mouth and nothing will change.
Put it in my mouth, right?
You look really sad.
Sigh
How many times are you going to make me do it?
Hurry up and eat it!
It's like you're putting it in your mouth.
[Laughing]
Whoa! That was close!
What?!
That was close!
I'm sorry!
I don't want to put it in my mouth!
Don't put it in your mouth!
I'm not surprised.
[Laughing]
What did you say?
Judge, did you see what I just said?
I didn't say "gero" but "gero".
The green one.
I said "ge".
[Laughing]
Yume-san!
What?!
It's "ge"!
The little green one.
The little moss-like one.
It's "ge"?
"Ge".
[Laughing]
Wake up! Wake up!
Don't let this video come out!
There's still a little bit of time left.
It ended all of a sudden.
I was thinking about how to bring it into the poop.
It means you lose if you poop.
What did you want to do?
You...
Are you Yumemaru?
It's Yumemaru today.
What did you want to do?
It's a lump of makeup.
It's sticky.
The lotion of the first unit is connected to the second unit.
I was like, "Oh, my God!"
Then this guy said, "Oh, hello!"
Oh, hello!
Did you call me?
Then one...